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Christmas cat humor

Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs of Cats 10. Up on the Mousetop  9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas  8. Joy to the Curled  7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus  6. The First Meow  5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful  4. Silent Mice  3. Fluffy, the Snowman  2. Jingle Balls  1. Wreck the Halls! And,  More Christmas Songs for Cats  1.  Claw the Halls  2.  Away in a Litter Box  3.  Jingle Purrs  4.  Joy, To the Catnip  5.  The First Meow  6.  Feline Navidad  7.  I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus  8.  Frosty, the Furball  9.  Here Comes Santa Claws 10.  Oh, Come All Ye Fishful 11.  Oh! Scratching Post

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How did the cat feel after the dog chased it through a   screen door?     ^,,^ Strained.  

cat humor

"The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat."  Albert Einstein (1879-1955)  

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"A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the   hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which   the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail   belongs to her until you tread upon it." -- Henry David   Thoreau   

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"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their   next life." - Faith Resnick     

cat humor

"I like what Mark Twain said,  "A fellow who picks a cat up by the tail gets a hundred times as much information as one who's never done it."