cat humor

Ten Things A Cat Thinks About By Subbes 1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 3. Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs? 4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives? 5. Hmmm . . . If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us? 6. This looks like a good spot for a nap. 7. Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener. 8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? 9. If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering? 10. If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let them know who’s boss! http://www.catliness.com