giving up the kids

I hear this originated on a rescue site. Don't know the author. Don't you wish this could be printed on the front page of USA Today or somewhere?
Linda
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PLEASE HELP
After two long years of being on a waiting list for an exotic cat, we were finally notified by the breeder that at long last our number has come up, and
We're having a kitty!!
So, we must immediately get rid of our children, because we know how time consuming our new little kitty is going to be! Since our kitty will be arriving
Monday, we must place the children in new homes by this weekend!!
They are described as:
One male: White, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. Doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Up to date on all shots.
Tonsils removed already and very healthy. Tommy eats everything is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors
and with a little time and training he will do well in a new home.
One female: Strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Is a non-biter but does suck her thumb when stressed or is tired.
Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. Is current on all shots. Very healthy and happy        (mostly).
Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would probably do best in a one child household.
We really LOVE our children and want to do what is best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a unique situation and we have a real  emergency here!!
They must be placed by Sunday night at the latest.
I hear that in Tennessee there are bins where you can leave off strays.... does anyone know if there is something like that around here for children?