Cat Owner's Prayer
Author Is Unknown
Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on Earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.
I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!
Let us collectively have a bright encounter with the energies of the New
Year and make 2007 the year of which future generations will say: "That is
when the change began. That is when we began to create with courage a new
nation and a new world."
--Dennis Kucinich
"Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do." — Lee Entrekin
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