cat humor

                    The Creation Myth   On the first day of creation, God created the cat.   On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.      On the third day, God created all the animals of the   earth to serve as potential food for the cat.   On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man   could labor for the good of the cat.   On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that   the cat might or might not play with it.   On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep   the cat healthy and the man broke.   On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop   the litter box.